I HATE IT

I’m a good girl who eats her vegetables. In fact, I really like them. Still there is on that I absolutely can’t stand the taste of Brussels sprouts. You know those things that look like heads of lettuce, except in a mine version. They taste horrible. I’d rather eat soap. I didn’t know food could taste so horrible until that peace of garbage sat on my plate. It was something new and I was glad to try it. I took a bite and made a (I hate this) face. I didn’t spit it out because I didn’t want to offend the cook. I was at my best friend (at that time we were best 

Brussels sprouts are evil 

friend but were not now because we just lost contact). I could have told her I didn’t like the Brussels sprouts, but she would have taken it the wrong way and just assumed that I was talking about her cooking. So instead I aced like I was coking on my food, then as I was moving around act as if I was choking I, rubbed my eves so they could turn red so that it could actually seemed as if I easy choking. Then when I was finish and spat out the Brussels sprouts, I was asked if I was ok. I told her my thought hurt, and could I be excused, she let me off the hook. I then decided, that no matter what, I would never let that disgusting green pieces of food come in to 2inches of my mouth again. I feel sorry for people who are forced by their parent to eat Brussels sprouts, and am glad my mother doesn’t make me eat thing that she knows I can’t stand.